January 2010
46 posts
“Today, I went to the movies. There was a sign that read, “Please turn your...”
– http://mylifeisaverage.com
My brother and i had a very similar moment to this
Khloe: sorry I'm distracted by my boobs
Rob: yeah you've got a bruise of your boob
Khloe: actually it's a bitemark
dad: its 11pm, whos coming over??
me: are you fucking psychic??
dad: you went and put pants on.. there had to be a reason
me: wubbz is calling in for a smoke
youmaybeoffended:
Re: the girl who’s never had a boyfriend.
People like you, ten years from now, are like me, and we’re absolutely the best in bed. Those cursed with early beauty often just lay there. The late-bloomers and geeks rule, later.
Thank you for posting this.
Ask me something, tell me anything-
“I’m taking you three into the bushes not little kids!”
– @gingermarsh (very loudly in mcdonalds)
“Today, a girl left class to use the restroom. My teacher wrote THE CHAMBER OF...”
– Http://mylifeisaverage.com
My fav MLIA at the moment..
Today i was playing xbox live when a particularly annoying kid started yelling obscenities. I have had enough of this. I checked his profile and found he listed his full name and hometown, after a quick facebook search i found his home phone number. I called his house under the guise of a Microsoft Representative and told his mother that he had been reported for all his racism and swearing, after...
A few insidery Skins USA details
omgskins:
mindset:
The initial bidding war for the rights to produce the American adaptation of Skins was fought between MTV and The CW. As we all know, MTV won. Be glad.
The show will be filmed entirely in Toronto. Green screens will be used in certain situations (to include landmarks, etc). This is much like how Heroes and Fringe are filmed.
As with the original British series, MTV’s Skins...
Ask me anything.. →
Girls aren't going to talk to you first.
somethingintellectual:
It’s a girl thing. We don’t like starting the conversation because we like to feel like you want to talk to us. We like to feel like the wait was worth something. We like feeling like you’ve waited for us like we’ve waited for you. But the number one reason we hate talking first is because we hate to seem needy or clingy. That’s why we’re scared. Because to us, being needy...
Mrs. Weasley: I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!
George Weasley: What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?
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carlovely:
sexually transmitted diseases Last steamy sex resulted in aids Husband and wife Fun was had in bed The ménage à trois A giant threesome Feeling romantic Flaming erection X-Rated Movies Sex video-mart Life Sucks I Fuck Less I have a large...
Forgettable.
I fucked up yet again, did what I swore I’d never do
We break promises to ourselves more often than to others
I’ve ended up with this constant pull in the pit of my stomach
A dull ache that makes me want to scream these walls down
Sit back and watch them crumble before my eyes
So much work after last time, it’s gone again, I’m powerless
Every flinch, you pull away, you fail to...
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my heart is in my hands
my head is in the clouds
my feet have left the ground
my life is turning around and round
and every voice inside my head is tellin’ me to run like mad
oh bows and arrows
stars and sunset hey hey hey yeah hey hey hey yeah
every heartbeat every kiss just
makes me wonder what all this is
suits of armor, hearts and arrows hey hey hey yeah
“doesn’t get any easier..you just go to bed earlier”
– gayle leery
“In the end everyone becomes the person they swore they wouldn’t become and...”